Coaly's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Coulrophobia 2]

cock

Dear Mike,
Your flash film movie coalrophobia 2 was nice.
Yours truly,
Stephen

ImpendingRiot responds:

Oh clever. Putting your name in my title.

[HALOMEN2 Preview]

,ok

It was sort of funny, and a good mock of 9/11 conspiracy theory videos, but I had to stop watching because of that loop static going up the screen, it just looked silly and was annoying. Nice graphics though.

danomano65 responds:

you didn't even see the punchline.

[TANKMEN 2]

excellent

Really great job, top quality. It kept me entertained the whole time, and that tounge thing he kept doing was awesome. Nice plot, nice tieing it in with the previous episodes, great comedy, it really is difficult to write something that's really funny the whole time, and the voice acting was great too. I noticed you didn't have as many cock jokes... was that for some kind of reason like for the image of the site or something, or did you just not make that many cock jokes just because?

JohnnyUtah responds:

what can I say, i caved under all the hateful PMs calling me a hack for all the dick jokes - so I toned em down

[More Chainmail]

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Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years ol...just kidding haha, funny flash, it looked like the credits took more time than the main part.

Kuoke responds:

Hahah, They did. The animation took 5+ hours, the other intros took about 2 weeks all up. =P

[Green Chronicles]

nice

Pretty good for a first, really long too. Nice job.

Daneximuz responds:

w00t thx! i tried my hardest at that time but now i got better, just wait for the second one =)
THX FOR THE REVIEW!

[Nuclear Freddy 2]

AWESOMES

YOUR ARE SO GOODS.

Congrats on the fp, that's really cool. Can't wait for the third.

BritishMoose responds:

Much luff coaly <3

[Principled Depravity]

alright

It was pretty good, it had a good plot, basically good sound effects and voices. How much of it was 3d, sometimes the guys looked 3d, sometimes they didn't. Anyway I suggest that you watch sin city again, or maybe something like cowboy bebop and take note of how they do all the shots so that it comes together nicely and you know what's going on, it'll help.

LogFish responds:

At times to keep file size down I used 3D exports of bits of models to just do it in 2D in flash, with about 50 layers all at once in places - which was probably larger per frame than the 3D export would've been go figure, heh.

Thanks for the tips! I'll go give that a look :)

[Mount Newground]

nice

Great idea and execution. One suggestion, make the play button turn into the stop button too, so you only click one button. Nice choice of music.

SirNightOwl responds:

We didn't actually think of that! cheers, we'll remember that for next time ;)

[Castle Prologue]

nice

Looks like caslte three will be the shit (meaning good). This prolouge was boring as a monkey, just a bunch of moving stick pictures. Great art though, and I did see sweet animation in the trailer. I don't think you should do sticks, you should do full figure stuff...with character designs or something. If you like it I guess I can't stop you but i'm just saying, sticks are lame.

Get-lost responds:

Thanks. I'll make fullbody stuff aswell, and still be doing stick stuff though.

[Sonic: Nazo Unleashed Pt2]

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It was like a bad episode of dbz and power rangers combined. Everyone had the ultimate power and they just kept getting better and stuff, getting hit and coming back. And then you blew up a quarter of the earth and it some how became a little hole. It was overall well done, everything was good, except I think it would be cooler if you came up with your own characters and your own thing instead of doing parodies. Good movie though.

Chakra-X responds:

Meh, that was just light comming rom it, not the explosion itself.

Lol.."power rangers"...That's a new one.