Coaly's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[HALOMEN2 Preview]

,ok

It was sort of funny, and a good mock of 9/11 conspiracy theory videos, but I had to stop watching because of that loop static going up the screen, it just looked silly and was annoying. Nice graphics though.

danomano65 responds:

you didn't even see the punchline.

[TANKMEN 2]

excellent

Really great job, top quality. It kept me entertained the whole time, and that tounge thing he kept doing was awesome. Nice plot, nice tieing it in with the previous episodes, great comedy, it really is difficult to write something that's really funny the whole time, and the voice acting was great too. I noticed you didn't have as many cock jokes... was that for some kind of reason like for the image of the site or something, or did you just not make that many cock jokes just because?

JohnnyUtah responds:

what can I say, i caved under all the hateful PMs calling me a hack for all the dick jokes - so I toned em down

[Madness: Deus Ex Machina]

nice

Really cool unique way of doing madness, great fx, great audio.

cock joke, A+

[More Chainmail]

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Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years ol...just kidding haha, funny flash, it looked like the credits took more time than the main part.

Kuoke responds:

Hahah, They did. The animation took 5+ hours, the other intros took about 2 weeks all up. =P

[Nuclear Freddy 2]

AWESOMES

YOUR ARE SO GOODS.

Congrats on the fp, that's really cool. Can't wait for the third.

BritishMoose responds:

Much luff coaly <3

[Mindchamber </3]

wow

That was so funny, awesome job, I would have laughed out loud, but my roommate would think I was crazy. Hilarious though.
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I hope you two get back together :*(

[iPhone]

haha

Hilarious, it makes little sense, has little animation, has bad voices and little plot, but It still actually made me smile. And this is definitely front page worthy, just because, it's small and stupid and funny.

[Principled Depravity]

alright

It was pretty good, it had a good plot, basically good sound effects and voices. How much of it was 3d, sometimes the guys looked 3d, sometimes they didn't. Anyway I suggest that you watch sin city again, or maybe something like cowboy bebop and take note of how they do all the shots so that it comes together nicely and you know what's going on, it'll help.

LogFish responds:

At times to keep file size down I used 3D exports of bits of models to just do it in 2D in flash, with about 50 layers all at once in places - which was probably larger per frame than the 3D export would've been go figure, heh.

Thanks for the tips! I'll go give that a look :)

[Luis and the Cloud Sigs]

haha nice

This is great, really amusing little flash movie, I love how mogly is a purple cat thing at the end, hilarious. And I gave it a 5 and a 10 because you made me feel petty famous, hurray. Again, nice movie, especially for 7 hours.